On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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