i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
