I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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