kristin has been a bad kristin
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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