his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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