return my video game
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
