were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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