school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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