i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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