ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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