Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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