I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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