they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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