You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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