Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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