I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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