Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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