Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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