so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she peed on how many people?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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