He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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