At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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