Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
