I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Alive.
So much puke
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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