i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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