found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
