Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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