Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i barfeds in our rink
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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