Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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