Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what if I'm pregnant?
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New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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