his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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