rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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