worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My cat gives me a boner
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
how drunk are you?
Several
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Randomize
