You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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