Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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