he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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