I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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