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I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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