About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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