can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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