Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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