Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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