I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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