I didn't shave. On purpose
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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