Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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