Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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