Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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