I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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