So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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