i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
