The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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